Showing posts with label f13 memes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label f13 memes. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 24, 2024

Merry Last Christmas of Friday the 13th: The Game!

There's only one week, just seven days, left to enjoy the existence of Friday the 13th: The Game!

And what could possibly be a better way to celebrate the last Christmas ever than playing as Chad in his red speedo?

Have you been naughty or nice this year? I know for a fact that Jason has been very, very naughty. Well, come 2025 his reign of terror will be over.

 


This game coming to a dead end is the biggest horror of them all, but there's at least one positive thing about it.

"You can't get killed by Jason if you can't play the game."

 


Jason Voorhees Christmas Memes



 

Were you on Jason's Dead List this year?

 


 

When you are looking for the perfect tree...




Oh, I'm sure that more than anything you want to see photos of that promised (red) speedo Chad...





Christmas spirit achieved, am I right?! 

 



Happy holidays to everyone except Jason!



 

EDITED to add this gem:




Thursday, November 30, 2023

Wear a mask that encourages social distancing

Don't be that fool who doesn't wear a mask.

Jason Voorhees has been decades ahead of his time by wearing a mask even before it was wise and fashionable.

 


Now it's your turn to protect yourself and others from the dangers of covid by wearing a respirator, N95/FFP2 or better. Covid causes heart attacks, sudden deaths and blood clots even years after its acute phase. There is no such thing as "mild" covid.

According to studies, covid damages everyone's blood vessels. Everyone's. 100%. There was a study of children. 100% had blood vessel damage. There was a study of asymptomatic covid cases. 100% had blood vessel damage.